How to Recognise a Boson

It is not difficult.

If you see a man chopping wood at six in the morning that he objectively will not need until November, you have very probably found a Boson.

The Bosoni live in western Bosana, among dense forests and hills. They build timber houses, trust an axe more than a hammer, and believe every serious conversation is easier while something is being repaired.

What is being repaired is not especially important. If there is nothing, they will make something that can break. Hospitality among the Bosoni is simple. If they invite you into the house, you will have a place at the table. If they invite you a second time, they consider you a friend. If, on the third visit, they put an axe in your hands, well... you are no longer a guest.

One of the most common misconceptions is that the Bosoni are stubborn. This is not true. A Boson will listen to every opinion you have. Then he will carry on doing things his way. That is not stubbornness. It is efficiency.

Their houses are built to last for generations. Some are so old that nobody is quite sure whether the house protects the family or the family protects the house. The Bosoni do not like to talk too much. Except while chopping wood. Or drinking coffee. Or sitting outside the house. Or meeting a neighbour. On those occasions, a conversation can last long enough to roast an entire lamb.

If a Boson pats you on the shoulder and says, "It will be all right," you can be absolutely certain of one thing. He sincerely believes it will. How that will happen... you will have to work out for yourself.